Singer School (Episode 5: Preparation of the Song Contest)

 Hey guys, sorry that I've been inactive for a month, had alot of stuff to take care of, but I'm back and ready to roll... and now, here is Singer School episode 5, Preparation of the Song Contest

Nicky Youre: Dear diary, It's almost time for my school's annual song contest... I heard Harry's doing some promoting at school, which sucks... but at least he's not bullying me... which would be until it's over, Welp... time to go to school now...

(At School, Cardi is talking to Principal Beyoncé)

Cardi: So, Bey... I was wondering since you're campaigning, can you maybe, I don't know... have me do some campaigning, please...?

Beyoncé: Cardi, let me ask you something..., who is the prinicpal of the school?, who is dubbed the "Queen" in the music world, and who is gonna win the song contest?

Cardi: You...

Beyoncé: Exactly, so you let me do my business, or I will fire you, am I clear?!

Cardi: Yes, my majesty...

Beyoncé: Good, now... time for me to show these kids who the real champion is...

???: Oh, are you...

Beyonce: (turns around) YOU... h-how did you find me?

???: Oh, Beyoncé... I will always outrun you... *laughs*, I still remember in 2017... when I dethroned you for Album Of The Year... 

Beyonce: DON'T BRING THAT UP!...

???: Ooh, still mad, eh?, That's the reaction you're gonna have once I beat you once more...

(Cardi walks in)

Cardi: Uhh, no offense but who are you?

???: Oh... guess the "Queen Bey" hasn't told you about me, eh?, the name's Adele...

(in the hallway, Harry the bully holds a sign that says "VOTE FOR ME OR I'LL BEAT YOU UP)
Harry: (grumbling) Ugh, where is she...

(Doja Cat pops up behind him)

Doja: BOO!

(Harry turns around and pushes her)

Harry: Ayo, what was that for?!, you tryna sabotage me!

Doja: Chill, I was just... um...

(Harry glares at her)

Doja: I was... making sure you win, so that no one else can beat you

Harry: Good, I thought you were gonna betray me... You won't betray me, are you, Doja?

Doja: No... I'm supporting you mate!

(What Doja was actually doing)

Doja: I'm thinking of stealing this trophy from that Harry kid, so i'm gonna need your help, since you're popular around here, whattya say?

Post Malone: Sure, I got nothing else better to do since our song's doing well on the charts

Doja: Excellent...

(Post & Doja shake hands, and end of flashback)

Harry: Good, ooh, here comes our first victim... 

(JVKE walks in the hallway but gets cornered by Harry)

Harry: Hello, JVKE... do you want to vote for me to win the song contest?

JVKE: Uh, no thanks...

Harry: It wasn't an request, It was an order...

JVKE: I'm still saying no, besides... I still don't forgive you for what you did to Jax...

(Flashback)

(Harry: Ha, you think you can get rid of my song from Radio...?)

(Jax: Yeah, cause I know your secret...)

(Harry: Well, I got a secret for you!)

(Jax: What is it then?)

(Harry punches Jax outside the school and Jax gets send flying to another place)

(Jax: Ugh, where am I...?)

(She looks at a sign that says "Ohio")

(Jax: DARN YOU HARRY!!!)

(Flashback ends)

Harry: Listen, you have a song called golden hour, right?

JVKE: Yea, why?

Harry: I'll give you an golden hour of you getting punched in the face if you don't vote for me!

JVKE: You know what... I'm gonna vote, but not for you!

(JVKE walks towards Taylor Swift who has a desk that says "Meet me at Midnight" with a ballot box that says "Midnight Mayhem", and puts a paper in it)

Taylor: Aww, thank you...

(Harry glares at Taylor and Taylor smiles back)

*While waiting for Harry to come back, Doja gets hit by a paperball in the head*

Doja: What the?!

(She opens the paper, it says, " You")

(She turns around and sees none other than SZA)

SZA: Hello, Doja..., 

Doja: SZA!, Hey... it's been a while since I've seen you when we did that "Kiss Me More" song

SZA: Yea..., um, why are you hanging out with that Harry dude, he's a total creap

Doja: I'm helping him win!

SZA: are you sure?, cause I saw you talking to Post Malone about wanting to w- (Doja covers her mouth)

Doja: SZA, please don't tell Harry, I'll do anything!

SZA: Anything, eh?, How about you vote for SOS?

Doja: SZA, that's not fair!

SZA: Vote for me or I'll tell Harry...

Doja: Fine...

SZA: Thank you!

(SZA walks away, and shortly after, Harry comes back)

Harry: who you talkin' to?

Doja: that SZA girl... 

Harry: Is she tryna sabotage me?, cause I have the best idea...

Harry: HEY SZA!

(He grabs a garbage can and dumps it on SZA)

Harry: You'll never sabotage me...

(SZA: Sabotage?!, has Doja told you what she's been up to...?)

Harry: Yea, she's supporting me!

SZA: Welp, It's time you learn the truth...

(While this is happening, Nicky puts stuff away in his locker, while suddenly, a hand grabs him and pushes him inside the Janitor's closet while he's shouting for someone to help him)

???: Keep your voice down, mate... have you seen anyone by the name of Harry Styles?

Nicky: Yea, why...

???: Well, me and my friends want to take him down, and you seem like the perfect guy to help us...

Nicky: Who are you?

???: Well to get the understanding, we'll have to take you back to 2011, the year of One Direction...

and that's the end of Episode 5... and boy, alot of chaos is ensuing, Adele vs Beyonce, Doja betraying Harry with Post Malone, and Nicky possibly learning the backstory of Harry Styles.

well, see y'all next time on Singer School...

 

Singer School (Episode 4: Wrath of Queen B)

 Hey guys, since Christmas break is coming up soon, I thought it would be a good time to make a new episode of Singer School, so here it is... Episode 4, Wrath of Queen B

(Nicky and Harry enter the offfice)

Blue Ivy: Mommy, those students are here!

Beyonce: Thank you, sweetie... (Glares at Nicky & Harry), you 2 in my office now!

(Inside Beyonce's office)

Beyonce: so, you guys know why you were called down here?

Nicky: yes..., but it was h-

Beyonce: ah, ah, ah, I don't wanna hear a word out of you, what i do wanna hear is how this fight started!

Nicky: so, I was heading to my locker with my friend, and all i hear is harry getting mad over something dumb, I didn't understand what he was mad about because after that, he started beating me up!, for no reason.

Beyonce: Oh, I see..., as you know, fighting is not allowed in this school, I would give you 2 detention but since this is your first time, I'm giving you both a warning, but if i hear anything going on with you 2, there will be consequences..., you may go.

(Nicky and Harry leave)

Beyonce: now, where was i, oh yes... (puts on her "Renaissance" album and goes to sleep)

(In class)

Taylor Swift: Ok class, Since it's almost christmas, I have a suprise for you guys...

(Students cheer)

Taylor: We're gonna listen to my new album, "Midnights"!!!

(Students groan)

Cardi B on the PA: Hello, Hello, is this thing on?!, anyway, It's almost time for our annual song contest!, for those who are new, you guys get to submit one of your songs to perform live in front of the whole school, and the staff, which is yours truly and Queen B decide who is the winner of 2022 and also gets bragging rights, so..., submit your songs by tomorrow and may the best singer win!, now how do i turn this o-

Taylor: Well, change of plans, here's some time to go over your songs for the contest, as you know, I will be winning..

Nicky: Song contest!?, maybe if i win this, I can finally fit in and be popular!

Tate McRae: You submitting?

Nicky: Yea, thinking of submitting "Sunroof"

Tate: sweet!

(Harry overhears their conversation)

Harry: heh, loser thinks he can beat me?!, ha, he's got another thing coming, Doja...

(Doja Cat is listening to music with her headphones on)

Harry: Doja!..., DOJA!

(Doja takes off her headphones)

Doja Cat: Ugh, what do you want, You were interrupting something

Harry: Since that nicky kid's entering that song contest, maybe you and me can submit a song?

Doja Cat: sorry Harry, but I'm submitting my "Vegas" song, so... yea

Harry: What, I thought we were friends?!

Doja: It's just that whenever we do one of these, you end up losing and throw a tantrum like a child, kind of like how you are acting now.

Harry: You know what, Fine!, I don't need you anyway, I'm gonna sabotage this song contest to make sure I win!, MUAHAHAHAHA...

Singer School (Episode 3: Harry the clown vs Steve Lacy vs. Sam Smith & Kim Petras)

 Hey guys, I haven't been updating this in a while because of school stuff, but i'm back now, so here is episode 3 of "Singer School" called "Harry the clown vs Steve Lacy vs Sam Smith & Kim Petras)

(Previously...)

Harry The Clown: Hey!... I'm supposed to be number 1, who the heck is Steve Lacy?

(in a hidden corner, Steve Lacy laughs at Harry)

Steve Lacy: guess the top dog has been dethroned...

(Now...)

Harry: Who said that!

Steve: It was me, Steve Lacy!... also known as the person that dethroned you on the billboard hot 100.

Harry: oh, is that so?...

Steve: Yes, guess your reign of popularity is coming to an e- (Harry pushes Steve into a locker)

Harry: guess what, so is yours!

Steve: WAIT NO! (Harry closes the locker)

Harry: Don't worry, no one's gonna get you out. (he guards the locker)

(2 students named Sam Smith & Kim Petras walk down the hallway and they stare at him)

Harry: What are you 2 staring at?!, Scram!

Sam: how about you scram, punk. your song isn't number 1 anymore

Kim: Yea, our song took you down a notch.

Harry: I don't believe you..., you're just jealous that I am more popular than you both.

Kim: check the billboard chart, then.

Harry: I will...

(Harry looks at the chart)

Harry: WHAT!?

Sam: Guess you're no longer the king of the school, Harry the clown.

Harry (gets angry)

(Nicky Youre & Tate McRae notice Harry getting angry)

Nicky: uhh, is he okay?

Tate: His popularity is fading away, so he's acting like a big baby now.

Nicky: Oh, i see.

(Harry sees Nicky and takes out his anger on him)

Harry: YOU!, YOU DID THIS!

Nicky: I don't know what you're talking about, Harry...

Harry: YOU MADE THOSE LOSERS TAKE ME DOWN CAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME

Nicky: How would I do tha-

(Harry punches Nicky in the face)

Tate: Nicky!

(Vice-Principal Cardi walks in and sees the fight)

VP Cardi: Oh My Goodness, I have to tell Beyonce about this!

(Cardi runs down to tell Beyonce)

(at Beyonce's office, Beyonce is sleeping with a CD of her album, "Renaissance" playing while she's sleeping)

Cardi: BEYONCE!  BEYONCE!, BEYONCE!

Beyonce: Ugh, what do you want, can't you see i'm doing very important stuff right now!

Cardi: Sorry, there's an fight going on upstairs with Harry and that new kid, and it's getting out of control.

Beyonce: alright, alright, i'll take care of it...

Cardi: OKURRR (she leaves)

Beyonce: Blue!

(Beyonce's daughter, Blue Ivy comes out)

Blue Ivy: Yes, mommy!

Beyonce: tell Harry and Nicky to come down to my office.

Blue Ivy: Okay!

(Meanwhile)

(Harry keeps on beating up Nicky)

Tate: Harry, stop!

Harry; shut up, McRae!

(Blue Ivy on the P.A.: can Harry Styles and Nicky Youre please come to Principal Beyonce's office, please!)

(Harry gets off of Nicky)

Nicky: Great, look what you did... can't believe i'm getting trouble on my first week

and that's it, thank you guys for reading this, and see you guys for the next episode! - Keaton

Singer School (Episode 2: Locker Buddy)

 Hey guys!, Welcome back to my series of "Singer School", I'd like to thank everyone who supported the first episode of the show!, so here's episode 2 (Locker Buddy)!

Nicky Youre: So... how long have you been in this school for?

Montero (Lil Nas X): I've been here for about 3 years, how bout you?

Nicky: Just started, I made a new friend though...

Montero: Sweet, who?

Nicky: Her name is Tate McRae!

Montero: Cool, glad you're making friends already!

Nicky: Yup...

(They approach Mrs. Swift's room)

Montero: Here we are! Room 1989

Nicky: Thanks, Montero...

Montero: No problem, bro!

(they open the door)

Mrs. Swift: Hello, Nicky!

Nicky: Hi...

Mrs. Swift: Please, take a seat

Nicky: thanks...

(Nicky takes a seat, but gets thrown a paper ball at by Harry Styles)

Nicky: Hey!, what was that for?

Harry: Because you're in front of me, and because I don't like you.

Nicky: Ugh...

Mrs. Swift: Hello and welcome to your homeroom, My name is Mrs. Swift and I'll be your teacher for the rest of the year, that is until I release Midnights then I'm out of here.

Mrs. Swift: Anyways... Let me do attendance, If i pronounce your name wrong, please let me know!, uh, Galee?

GAYLE: It's pronounced Gayle.

Mrs. Swift: Sorry, I'll try to remember that!, Lauren Spencer-Smith?

Lauren Spencer-Smith: Here!

Mrs. Swift: Nicky Youre?

Nicky Youre: *shy* H-here...

Mrs. Swift: Harry Styles?

Harry Styles: here...

Mrs. Swift: Megan Thee Stallion?... do we have an Megan Thee Stallion here?

Megan Thee Stallion: Ahh

Mrs. Swift: Oh, next time say "Here". okay?

Megan Thee Stallion: Aight!

Mrs. Swift: Jax?

Jax: Sup!

Mrs. Swift: okay, we're almost done... Drake?

Drake: Wassup, Mrs. S!, can't wait for our song to be released

Mrs. Swift: (smiling) Same, anyways... Normani?

(everyone is quiet)

Mrs. Swift: Normani?... I guess she didn't show up for her first day

Mrs. Swift: and lastly, Tate McRae!

Tate McRae: Here!

Mrs. Swift: Good, now that we got that out of the way, I have been informed by Principal Beyonce, that you are all required to meet your locker buddys, so... do that, I guess

(Everyone leaves to find their locker buddys)

Nicky Youre: Please don't be Harry, please don't be Harry, please don't be-

(Fortunately, his wish came true and his locker wasn't next to Harry's)

Nicky Youre: Oh, thank god...

Tate: hey Nicky!

Nicky: oh, hey Tate!

Tate: have you found out your locker buddy?

Nicky: Yea, It says avenue beat, even though I don't know who that is, who's your locker buddy?

Tate: mine is Harry...

Nicky: Oh, that's gonna suck...

Tate: yea-

Harry: HEY, MCRAE! HELP ME WITH THIS STUPID LOCKER

Tate: Ugh..., I gotta go, bye Nicky!

Nicky: bye Tate!

(Nicky goes back to his locker and sees 3 girls standing next to his locker)

Nicky: hi, uh, who are you people?

Sam Backoff (Avenue Beat): Oh, hi... we're avenue beat

Nicky: Nice to meet you, i'm nicky!

Sam: I'm sam, and these are my friends, Savana and and Sami

Savana: Waddup

Sami: hey!

Nicky: nice to meet you th-

(Harry approches Nicky)

Harry: well, well, well, if it isn't mr. "head out my sunroof" Youre

Nicky: hi harry...

Harry: what a nice locker you have...

Nicky: thanks!

Harry: would be a shame if something happened to it (Harry spray paints Nicky's locker with "harry wuz here")

Nicky: Hey!, stop that

Sami: leave him alone, you bully!

Harry: (stops and stares at Avenue Beat) oh, it's the one hit-wonders known as avenue beat, you can't stop me or else i'll give you an "avenue beatdown", you know what... (spray paints avenue beat's locker too)

Sam: Hey!

Savana: you jerk!

Sami: leave us alone or else i'll tell mrs. Cardi on you!

Harry: later, losers! (laughs)

Nicky: I hate him...

Savana: don't feel bad, you're almost gonna beat him at the billboard hot 100!

Nicky: the what?

Sam: the billboard hot 100, It's a popularity chart of everyone here, i'll show you!

Nicky: Okay!

(Later...)

Harry: time to see the billboard hot 100 to see if i'm still the king around here!

(Harry looks at the chart, but looks confused)

Harry: Hey!... I'm supposed to be number 1, who the heck is Steve Lacy?

(in a hidden corner, Steve Lacy laughs at Harry)

Steve Lacy: guess the top dog has been dethroned...

and that's a wrap on episode 2, hope you enjoyed it and stay tuned to episode 3! (Harry vs Steve vs. Sam Smith/Kim Petras)

Singer School (Episode 1: First Day)

 hello guys, welcome to my blog! this is where I post episodes of my series called "Singer School", here's the first episode called "First Day", hope you enjoy it!, so sit back, relax, and enjoy!

Nicky Youre: dear diary, today I'm starting off my first day of singer school!, even though I'm kind of worried about being the new kid at school, I hope to make new friends and survive singer school..., anyways, I got to go cause the bus is here. talk to you later, Nicky Youre.

*Nicky Youre goes to the bus*

Kate Bush (Bus Driver): Hi!, are you Nicky Youre?

Nicky Youre:(nervously) y-yes, I am.

Kate Bush: sweet!, I'm your bus driver, Kate.

Nicky Youre: hello Kate!

Kate Bush: You can sit anywhere you want.

Nicky Youre: thanks! (he gets on the bus, everyone is staring at him)

Nicky Youre:*gulp*, h-hi guys! (goes to find a seat)

Nicky Youre walks to a seat but gets tripped in the process, he looks up at the person who tripped him)

???: sorry, didn't see you there, new kid.

Nicky Youre: w-who are you?

Harry Styles: my name is Harry Styles, I'm the most popular singer in this school.

Nicky Youre: nice to meet you, harry. my name is Nicky Youre.

Harry Styles: Youre!, HAHAHA, what kind of lame name is that?

Nicky Youre: It's a much better name than styles, i guess.

Harry Styles gets angry and grabs Nicky Youre by his shirt.

Harry Styles: listen here, Youre. I can make your life a living nightmare and beat you up. or you stay out of my way!

Nicky Youre: Sorry, i'll stay out of your way.

Harry Styles: good choice... (lets go of Nicky), be gone, loser.

Nicky Youre walks away and sits in the back of the bus.

Nicky Youre: (sigh...) I wish I had my head out the sunroof

???: having a rough day, huh?

Nicky Youre: yea, I was thinking how this was gonna be fun, but now it's kind of going wrong.

???: Don't worry. bad days aren't always the funnest, but once this week is over, you'll get the hang of things.

Nicky Youre: thanks, uhh... what's your name?

Tate McRae: my name is Tate McRae, nice to meet you.

Nicky Youre: My name is Nicky Youre...

Tate: that's a cool name to be honest

Nicky: thanks, that Harry dude didn't think it was cool.

Tate: don't mind him, he's tryna make everyone's day miserable

Nicky: he made mine miserable.

Tate: just don't pay any attention to him.

Nicky: Thanks, Tate.

Tate: no problem, oh, we're at the school already!

Nicky (looking out the window): wow...

Kate: alright yall, hope you have a great first day and see ya tomorrow.

(Nicky and Tate get off the bus)

Tate: you ready, Nicky?

Nicky: Yup...

(they head inside the school)

The principal was standing in the middle of the hallway, greeting everyone)

Principal Beyonce: Hello fellow singers!, welcome to Singer School!, for those who don't know who i am, my name is Beyonce and I have worked at the school for 20 years, I also wanna introduce you to the vice principal, Mrs. Cardi...

Mrs Cardi: AYO AYO, GLAD TO SEE YOU ALL HERE IN THE HOUSE, OKURR, YOU GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FU-

Principal Beyonce: I believe that is enough, Mrs Cardi.

Mrs. Cardi: Ugh, you're such a party pooper!

Beyonce: Anyways..., we have some rules to go over... No fighting, No swearing, No talking back to your teachers or me, Don't be late, No bullying... any of the rules that you break will land you in detention!

Mrs. Cardi: DUN DUN DUN!!!

Beyonce glares at Mrs. Cardi

Mrs. Cardi: I'll just go... (walks away)

Principal Beyonce: I hope that this school year is successful, just as every year that I drop an album and dominate you all...

Everyone stares at her in confusion...

Principal Beyonce: You should all get to your classes, cause the bell's gonna ring soon.

Everyone goes to their classes...

Nicky Youre: let's go, Tate!... Tate?

(Nicky doesn't see Tate anywhere)

Nicky: um..., excuse me, Mrs. Beyonce

Principal Beyonce: yeah?

Nicky: What class do I have...

Beyonce: let me check, what's your name?

Nicky: Nicky Youre...

Beyonce: Youre..., Youre..., Youre... Aha, you're in Mrs. Swift's class.

Nicky Youre: where's that?

Beyonce: It's upstairs, Room 1989!

Nicky Youre: thanks...

Nicky tries to find his class but accidentally bumps into a student

Nicky Youre: Oh my gosh, i am so sorry

???: It's okay, bro.

Nicky Youre: I was tryna find my class... do you know where Mrs. Swift's room is?

???: Yeah, I'm heading there too!, I can show you if you want!

Nicky: yes please!, I know we just met, what's your name?

Lil Nas X: My name is Lil Nas X, but you can call me Montero.

Nicky: thanks montero!

Lil Nas X: no problem...

And that's a wrap on episode 1!!!

see ya tomorrow for Episode 2 (Locker Buddy)